This guy read too much Billy Collins!
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You could be part of a Billy Collins poem if…
1.Your making a nice day gloomy.
2.Your driving your car and thinking about you mother tell your father to lie back down in his grave.
3. Your about to open all your windows like a lunatic and let go of your pet bird.
4. You imagine being pulled along in life by a mass of people towards a cliff.
5. You think the first thing you will see when your dead are a bunch of naked people in boats, writing down their thoughts.
6. You’re a piece of some tragic scene.
7. You’re one of three ducks on a cold day.
8. You’re a chef lighting a spit in front of farm animals.
9. You’re an ancient Chinese poet being criticized by an unknown author.
10. If you’re sad for no reason at all.